I don't like Manchester United

Never have, never will. And neither should you, if you consider yourself to be a decent person. They're the monster, the evil empire. It looks like Carlos Tevez is going to land there -- not that his arrival should surprise anyone. The team with the most money generally gets it's way with the English FA. But that's not the signing by The Scum that's turning heads. Check out 9-year-old, Rhain Davis.

Ugly out there

In the past week:

- Tim Donaghy: NBA integrity shot to hell.
- Michael Vick: Has never claimed innocence. A monster.
- Mikael Rasmussen: Booted from Tour de France while leading -- more doping in the cycling world. There's a sport that's lost all relevance in America. (Remember that Lance Armstrong guy?)
- Barry Bonds and Gary Sheffield: Outed as both having used the clear and "excelled in the program." Thanks, Balco. Oh, but it's all racial, of course.
- Bud Selig: Yeah...
- Duke DA: Admits to never having a strong case.
- Iraqi soccer fans: Celebrate their Asian Cup semifinal victory by blowing up their own. Nothing like suicide bombing your own people to toast a big win. Tragic.
- Oklahoma football: Another scandal.
- Boise State RB Ian Johnson: Received racial taunts and death threats leading up to his own wedding -- more than likely from the same people who were cheering his 2-point conversion.
- Carlos Tevez: Probably going to end up with Manchester United. (NOOOOOOOOOO!)
- Pacman Jones: Make it rain.
- Sammy Sosa: Still a d-bag.

Is there any reason we shouldn't be hating life entirely, right now? It feels like the Four Horsemen have ravaged the sports world. Everything is stupid. Excuse me if I stop caring for a while.