This made me laugh out loud

And not just a single chuckle, either. I'm talking about a prolonged stretch of laughter. Penny Hardaway signs with the Heat. (This is the part where you start laughing, too)

But wait! It gets better.

He's the second notable acquisition Miami has made during the free agent period; the team signed former Los Angeles Lakers starting point guard Smush Parker last month.

AAAHH-hahahaha. I just busted a gut. By "notable acquisition" they do mean "notably terrible," right? Seriously, show of hands, who else thought that Penny had been dead for the last four years?
*surveys the room, counts off raised hands*
Let's see, one, two, three, four... twelve... fifty six... eighty thousand... all of North America... yeah, that's what I figured. All of you.