Hey buddy, it's Red China!

It's laughable -- nay, shocking to me that anyone would even possibly consider China is telling the truth when they say nothing horrible or untoward is happening here. Did everyone down a bottle of forget-me-nots? We're talking about the human rights violation capital of the "civilized" world, here!

"Most people being relocated are satisfied," he said. "There are only a few cases of dissatisfaction, and we have the legal procedure to resolve such problems."

Here's a translation of that excerpt. "Most people" = "No one" and "We have the legal procedure to resolve such problems" = "bullet in the brain." Nothing will stop us from hosting these so-called Summer Games! Mwuhahahaha!

That being said, I am quite looking forward to the Olympics in Beijing... If only for all the ridiculous cover-ups like above. Screw China.

Also, completely unrelated, a happy piece of news: Rafa praising new signing Andriy Voronin for his cracking goal at Toulouse that put the Reds 1-0 ahead in the 2-legged tie with the return match to come at Anfield in two weeks. Avantage: Liverpool. Very pleasing indeed. Up next: home-opener versus Chelski. I can hardly wait.