Thursday, February 01, 2007

Don't you just love sports?

Of all the stories to omit the name of the person in question, why'd it have to be this one? Interesting approach taken by Nebraska high school wrestling officials. Rather than emulate Minnesota's 8-day moratorium aimed at helping detain the outbreak of herpes, Nebraska says, "You know what? Our boys are corn-fed. They ain't scare 'a no dag-gum herpes!" I guess that's Nebraska for you. No time to miss practicing special holds while wearing singlets.

Incidentally, I know 2007 is still young, but this is the story of the year.