Xmas weekend craptacular

It's not really my thing, but these guys ruined Christmas weekend for the whole world (by "the whole world," I of course mean "me").

Dwyane Wade - Flash even had five blocks today, while Kobe stunk up the joint. (Sidenote: I just glanced at a post from a couple days ago where I said Arenas and Nash should be 1st-teamers if the season ended today. Clearly, I was high on pills and having a brainlapse. That should be: Kobe and Nash. I love Gilbert, though. He leads the 2nd team.)

Chelsea FC - Arjen Robben's (he of the girlish run) incredible last second winner at the JJB Stadium on Saturday robbed Wigan of a deserved draw. Plastic fans everywhere rejoiced.

Denver Broncos - Actually, the Cincinnati Bengals are more at fault, here, blowing that game-tying extra point. Now Denver is in pole position to wrap up the top wild card spot in the AFC. I don't like that.

Kick 'em out of the league: The New York football Giants. I haven't seen a more pathetic, gutless display since I the last time I watched the Raiders play. But seriously, everyone on the Giants offense should be fined $100,000 for jobbing it on Sunday against the Saints. This team doesn't even want to make the playoffs.

Furthermore, I propose that whichever team nabs the 6-seed in the NFC automatically forfeit their postseason. None of them deserve it. So sad you'll have to laugh: the Giants, Green Bay, Atlanta, Carolina, and St. Louis could all lose next weekend. Wow...