The South sucks

Don't just take it from me, take it from respected college football analyst Pat Forde, who accurately asserts that SEC football rates ahead of the Pac-10 as an imperative. If you live in the South and don't have success in college football, you may as well kill yourself. Now, there's a line of thinking I can get behind! Seriously, bravo, Mr. Forde.

It was Miles who came across dumber than Jeff Spicoli. Impugning UCLA and Cal, for one thing, is simply ignorant. Ignoring the fact that USC has trampled the last four SEC teams it has faced by a combined total of 119 points is worse.

Man, few things in sports would make me happier in the months to come than to see LSU annihilated in the title game by USC. (I'd say Arizona, but c'mon...)